10 Friends You'll Make At The Crystal Bar

Do you want to know who you could be sharing a can of Olympia and a shot of Beam with at 11:00 on a Tuesday? Or who you'd be fighting for 30 vodka-crans during power hour on a friday? Let me tell you.

1. That One Homeless Guy

What he drinks: Coors Original and well whiskey on the rocks

2. Your Divorced Grandpa

What he drinks: Bud light and Blackberry Brandy

3. Crazy Christine

What she drinks: Jameson with a side of strange

4. Your weird uncle with the pony tail

What he drinks: Rainier bottles and Pendleton

5. 21st Birthday Parties

What they drink: "whatever's free" and/or "something good, strong, and cheap" (as if those aren't mutually exclusive).

6. Dirtbags

What they drink: IPA draft

7. The back of the house staff from your favorite restaurant 

What they drink: PBR. ALL of  the PBR.

8. College crowd 

What they drink: 30 rum and cokes and 15 shots of liquid cocaine

9. The owner

What he drinks: ketel one and soda

10. Bar employees

 What they drink: everything.